Attention: Straight women will now be wearing vests to work. While they look fabulous and hot, this does not give you permission to ogle them-especially at staff meetings or in the hallways. In addition, this is not outing those women you have been staring at wondering about their sexuality. They are still straight with an unfortunate haircut and following current fashion trends. If you shopped at women’s clothing store you would be up to date on this fashion trend. This does give you temporary permission to wear vests and ties to work, however do not spend the time making a perfect Pratt knot as no one will notice.
Vests – don’t call it a comeback
I love vests.